I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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