So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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