So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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