sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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