Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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