One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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