yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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