Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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