um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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