He felt like a one man threesome
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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