Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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