Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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