And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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