If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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