I feel like I'm in dance class right now
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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