Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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