Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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