Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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