Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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