I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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