At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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