No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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