And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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