So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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