If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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