i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me