someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar