Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?