We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies