i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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