You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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