The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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