were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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