Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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