the day after is always just damage control
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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