How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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