Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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