why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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