What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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