I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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