I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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