This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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