His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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