she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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