Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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