So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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