Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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