woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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