he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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