You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize