Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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