Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I had to cum in my sink.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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