she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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