Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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